Viaggio in Paradiso è il titolo italiano di Get the Gringo, e a questo punto è chiaro che “Paradiso” è il nuovo “Amore”, ma giunto a questo punto non ho più energie da spendere per lamentarmi dei vostri titoli del menga. Arrangiatevi. Il film negli states è uscito solo “on demand” e nel resto del mondo in sala (facciamoci delle domande) c’è Mel Gibson che in fuga dai poliziotti finisce oltre il confine e viene incarcerato in una prigione messicana e poi c’è di mezzo un bambino o qualcosa del genere. È chiaro che deve essere intitolato Viaggio in Paradiso, no? È inevitabile. Già.

Kekkoz su Friday Prejudice

When Twitch ran the Russian trailer for Branded (aka Moscow 2017, aka The Mad Cow) three weeks back we already thought the Leelee Sobieski / Jeffrey Tambor / Max Von Sydow starring scifi film looked plenty strange. The American trailer is even stranger.

After Misha skyrockets to the top of the advertising business, a tragic mishap on the set of one of his productions torpedoes his career and he retreats into self-imposed exile. Ten years later, Misha returns to a radically changed world and finds himself plagued by visions of bizarre and terrifying creatures with the ability to influence people’s thoughts, desires and actions. Creatures only he can see.

He soon realizes the creatures are part of a clandestine campaign unleashed by a rival advertising agency to make “fat the new fabulous” and create a new era of uncontrolled consumer appetite. In order to save mankind, Misha uses his own considerable marketing skills to launch an ingenious plan to try to eradicate the plague. But the corporate legions will not go down without a fight.

Yes, it’s They Live on acid with, shall we say, an interesting special effects aesthetic. […]

[Twitch]

Originally Posted By thedailywhat

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Peter Schneider has combined footage of 39 of the creepiest children ever to grace the screen into a single horrifying video.

(Safe for work, but possibly not safe for home alone in the dark.)

[interweb3000.]

Magari è solo una mia impressione, ma ‘sta roba ha scritto sopra “DISASTRO” a caratteri di scatola.

10 Epic Villains Who Were Supposed to be One-Offs

When it comes to supervillains, it’s all about survival of the fittest. Sometimes a villain is introduced who’s supposed to be a new Big Bad — but turns out to be a short-lived Little Awful instead. And sometimes, a villain who’s supposed to appear once and then never be seen again catches fire and becomes the all-time great arch-nemesis.

Here are 10 famous villains who were supposed to be killed off or disappear early on — but instead, they became some of the world’s most famous avatars of evil.

[io9]

Qui i “What If…” si sprecano.

Dal 13esimo del primo tempo in poi è tutto un lungo viaggio nell’incompetenza filmica, rischiarato a tratti da diverse paia di tette. Alle volte (spesso) sono di Miriam Giovannelli, altre sono di Asia Argento stessa, impegnata come può a non far fallire il film del padre.

Nanni Cobretti recensisce Dracula 3D su i 400 calci.

Originally Posted By mseight

fumettimarvel:

mseight:

110% Swagger.

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fumettimarvel:

mseight:

110% Swagger.

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[io9]

Un Esorcista ebraico e post-Ring, insomma. I momenti da sobbalzo paiono esserci, speriamo che la sceneggiatura tenga.

Aggiornamento del 25 maggio: a quanto pare no.

William Friedkin e rednecks amorali: non vedo l’ora.

The Avengers Assemble on Facebook
[Funny or Die, via @dolorespoint5]
Cliccare per ingrandire. Merita.

The Avengers Assemble on Facebook

[Funny or Die, via @dolorespoint5]

Cliccare per ingrandire. Merita.

Holy crap, what are these new aliens doing in this Prometheus trailer?

[io9]

geek news - Follow Up of the Day: Shaun of The Dead Lego Set Rejected

The good news: Lego builder Yatkuu’s toy replica of the Winchester Pub from Shaun of the Dead garned enough votes on Lego’s Cuusoo crowdsourcing site to be considered for production as an official Lego set.

The bad news: Lego shot the idea down, making it the first design on Cuusoo to be rejected by the company after racking up the requisite 10,000 votes.

As you might expect, Lego didn’t feel a set based on a gory zombie comedy was appropriate for its young-skewing audience.

Here’s the Lego Jury’s statement:

LEGO CUUSOO gives the opportunity to submit product ideas, however all LEGO products, regardless of age target, must be content appropriate for our core audience. With this in mind we have decided that – good though the model is – the film Shaun of the Dead contains content that is not appropriate for our core target audience of children ages 6-11.

They also described Yatkuu as “a pleasure to work with” throughout the review, and said they were sad to disappoint such a devoted Lego fan.

Now all that’s left to do is go down the pub and raise a pint to Yatkuu for his excellent work.

[brothers-brick.]

[TDW Geeks]

Peccato. Io l’avrei comprato subito.

Il terzo trailer di Brave.

Can’t. Och-ing. Wait.

[E se lo andate a vedere doppiato non sarete mai più degni di mettere piede in un cinema.]

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